kane, germany, transgender-me;
currently obesessed with: swan queen, lana parrilla, pitch perfect, bechloe, and anna kendrick;
other: warehouse 13, rizzoli & isles, xena, buffy, criminal minds, the closer, body of proof, once upon a time, person of interest.

 

erroetcresco:

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

I got 99 problems and permanent boobage is about 26 of them.

(Source: joonmyunnies)

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

(Source: deadpoolincorporated)